A Real Fairy Tale
Journal Entry: Sun Aug 12, 2007, 6:06 PM
So, this is one of those obnoxious forwards you get from your good friends despite numerous protests that usually aren't terribly funny, but this one is kind of hilarious. Disney would do better to make a movie like this.
A Real Princess Fairy Tale
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you , however and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. Oh, we'll be so happy!"
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't fucking think so.
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Humor - Listening to: a day in the life, the beatles
Devious Comments
Fuck. Yes.
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"Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just hate trash cans?!?"
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Ehhhhhhhh?
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1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
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4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged
1) My first game was either Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, or Ernie's Bath Time. I played both game's at my Dad's work when I was three.
2) When I was a little girl i thought the last thing I would do is write, because I thought that meant no adventure.
3) I get depressed when it's really sunny outside with no clouds or wind.
4) I love writing, but I can't write poetry to save my life, with the exception of limericks. I'd really like my last words or epitaph to be a limerick.
5) I am a descendent of John Wilkes Booth, from my paternal grandfather's side.
6) I thought I hated music growing up. I was wrong- the problem was no one considered musicals and disny music to be "music" when everyone else started listening to bands.
7) I am going to name my daughter "Lily" after water lilies.
8) I used to want to marry a cowboy, and have a ranch. For real.
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SIMONE, MEXICO SAY HI !!!
Thank you very much!!! I like so much that you like my photographies =^________^=
MOITOS BIQUIÑOS
P.D. Excuse me but my English isn't very good and I use sometimes the translator of Google n.n'
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*dies of happiness*
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YOU MUST LOOK AT THIS.
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The second one is amazing.
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"Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just hate trash cans?!?"
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"Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just hate trash cans?!?"
i break in 5 weeks so i can't do anything till then >.<;;;
so you start winter break after the 16th?
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Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up up and away
Oh but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today
When you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
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awwwwwwww.
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A little young though.
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Why aren't there cute pictures for my ships in MY fandoms? *pout*
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A little young though.
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Why aren't there cute pictures for my ships in MY fandoms? *pout*
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"Skippy, in most cases revenge is not the right thing. In others, it's the only thing."
"Thats it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess tha
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I look forward to the day you, Heather, and me go to Japan together!
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"Skippy, in most cases revenge is not the right thing. In others, it's the only thing."
"Thats it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess tha
Thought you might appreciate this! <3
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"Skippy, in most cases revenge is not the right thing. In others, it's the only thing."
"Thats it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess tha
I take the bus and it makes me hate my life v.v
but I only have 2.25 semesters left! (3 more weeks of this semester) hows monterey?
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"A WORD is dead
When it is said,
Some say.
I say it just
Begins to live
That day"
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