So, this is one of those obnoxious forwards you get from your good friends despite numerous protests that usually aren't terribly funny, but this one is kind of hilarious. Disney would do better to make a movie like this.
A Real Princess Fairy Tale
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you , however and I wil